HIEGHT OF BAD LUCK
HIEGHT OF BAD LUCK. A Person Who Dials A Number (Written With Lipstick On A Phone Booth) and His Wife Recieve The Phone!
Man Outside Phone Booth: Excuse Me, You Are On Phone Since 20 Minutes and I Havent Seen You Speaking A Word Till Now. Man Inside: I Am Talking to My Wife.
Height Of Bad Luck. I Just Wanted To KISS a CHARMING, INTELLIGENT & MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth But My Lips Cant Touch My Cheeks.
Good luck is a gift of God, which he gives us to promote our life. We have to care about it and never neglect the reality of life. GOOD LUCK WITH LOVE
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call Santa: Who’s this? Girl: Seeta Santa: Maine Chandigarh phone kiya tha, Ayodhya mil gaya. Champu meets ex collegue Buntu after 3 years, Champu: Who are you working for now? Buntu: My wife.
As luck would have it, I got the most fantastic brother that they had available. Thanks for being you!
Luck Decides Whom you Meet In Life. Heart Decides Whom You Want In Your Life. But Time Decides Who Gets To Stay In Your Life.
Luck Decides Whom you Meet In Life. Your Heart Decides Whom You Want In Life. But Time Decides Who Gets To Stay In Your Life.
Santa told his wife to put lipstick on her forehead because she could not make up her mind
Wife: Makkhiya maar rahe ho? Kitni maari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi aur 2 phone se