HEIGHT OF ADDICTION Just
HEIGHT OF ADDICTION: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My FACEBOOK Status As DIED.
I’m not addicted to Facebook. The only time I update my status is when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
Funny how you can update your status but not reply to my messages.
The height of possesiveness is Constipation
Judge: Why did you push him under a steamroller? Prisoner: Because I wanted a flat mate.
What is the height of laziness? ADOPTION
What is the height of fashion? Dhoti with a Zip
What is the height of madness? Two bald men fighting over a comb
What is the height of patriotism? You sitting on an English toilet in Indian style.
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN