Teacher Draw A Diagaram
Teacher: Draw A Diagaram Of Bacteria. Kid: Here It Is Sir. Teacher: Where? You Havent Drawn Anything Kid: Sir, Can you See Bacteria Without Microscope?
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
Teacher: Why are you late? Kid: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: Were you helping him look for it? Kid: No, I was standing on it.
Ek teacher doosre se: Sir, aap aajkal kya naya padha rahe hain? Teacher: Main kuch naya padha hi nahi sakta. Itihaas ka teacher jo hoon.
Teacher: Whoever answers my question can go home. Pappu throws his bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that bag. Pappu: I did, and now I can go right?
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
And my teacher gives me a lot of things to take home.
Teacher: Tell me the names of all planets. Student: venus earth mars. Teacher: Aur sunao. Student: Bilkul theek thak aap sunao.
Teacher: All idiots stand up. A blonde stands up. Teacher: So, you are an idiot? Blonde: No, I didn’t like to see you standing alone
Teacher to Santa: Write your best friend’s name in English. Santa wrote: Beautiful Red Underwear Teacher: What? Santa: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
Teacher: Late kyun ho? Buntu: Ek aadmi 100 ka note khoj raha tha. Teacher: Tum uski madad kar rahe the? Buntu: Nahi, main note pe khada tha.