Santa became a photographer
Santa became a photographer and was focusing on dead bodys face in a funeral. Suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. Why? He said SMILE PLEASE
Photographer Santa is focusing a dead bodys face in a funeral function; suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. Why? He said: SMILE PLEASE
Santa: Dont you worry about relatives coming & staying over? Banta: No, I borrow money from the rich ones & lend it to the poor ones. None of them comes back.
Girl proposes to Santa. He rules he can’t marry her since in his family they only marry relatives. Dad wed mom, uncle wed aunty and so on!
Santa pointing to ground: Oh, look at the dead bird. Banta looking at sky: Where, where?
Girl proposes to Santa Singh. He rules he cant marry her since in his family they only marry relatives. Dad wed mom, uncle wed aunty
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Why? Santa: Abbe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa goes to an electronics shop to purchase a colour television. Santa: Do you have colour televisions? Shopkeeper: Yes. Santa: Okay, Give me a green one.
Santa was talking on telephone. Friend: Kisse baat Kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se? Friend: Itne pyar se? Santa: Haan, Tumhari hai na.
Santa On Phone: Maa Khushkhabri Hai. Maa:Bol Beta Santa: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Maa: Mubarak Ho! Beta Hua Ya Beti? Santa: Meri Biwi Ne Doosri Shaadi Kar li.