Santa sent an SMS
Santa sent an SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, DELIVERED .
Santa sent an SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later the report came and he started dancing. Report said: DELIVERED.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call Santa: Who’s this? Girl: Seeta Santa: Maine Chandigarh phone kiya tha, Ayodhya mil gaya. Champu meets ex collegue Buntu after 3 years, Champu: Who are you working for now? Buntu: My wife.
Santa and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says: Drink quickly. Wife asks: Why? Santa says: Hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
Santa was sitting in the back of a taxi with his wife and the driver adjusted the mirror. Santa angrily: Are you trying to look at my wife?? You come and sit at the back, I will drive!
Santa On Phone: Maa Khushkhabri Hai. Maa:Bol Beta Santa: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Maa: Mubarak Ho! Beta Hua Ya Beti? Santa: Meri Biwi Ne Doosri Shaadi Kar li.
Santa talking on phone. Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se…? Santa: Tumhari hai.
Santa asks: Who are you? Wife: How dare you forget your wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai. Doctor: Tum roz clinic ke bahar khadi auraton ko kyun ghoorte ho? Santa:clinic ke baahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
Santa’s sms to boss. Me sick, no work. Boss: When I am sick I kiss my wife. Try it. Santa calls after 2 hours and says: Me ok, it was great kissing your wife.
Santa was looking at his marriage certificate for an hour. His wife: Darling, why are you looking at that for so long? Santa: I am looking for the expiry date.