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Interviewer: What is your date of birth? Santa: Nov 28. Interviewer: Which year? Santa: Oh You Idiot, Every year.
In an interview, interviewer: How does an electric motor run? SANTA: dhuurrrrrrrrrr.. Interviewer shouts: Stop it! SANTA: Dhurr dhup dup dup dup..
Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain? Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai.
Interviewer: What can you do? Man: I can give boring speeches, have affairs with secretaries & avoid work. Interviewer: Ok, you can join as a Managing Director
Interviewer: What job do you want? Man: The post of Vice- President. Interviewer: But we have 12 already. Man: That’s ok. I am not superstitious
Interviewer: Can you Make A Sentence Using Green Pink And Yellow. Santa: Why Not Ji! My Phone Rings GREEN GREEN I PINK Up The Phone And Say YELLOW
Interviewer: Are you looking for work, my man? Applicant: Not necessarily- but I would like a job!
Interviewer: So tell me, how old are you? Applicant for the post of secretary: Don’t ask silly questions. I am not old!
Interviewer: Can you tell me what a filing cabinet is? Applicant: A useful container where things can be lost alphabetically.
Interviewer: Before we start, you must take an intelligence test. Job applicant: But why ? You said you just wanted an assistant for the Minister