Santa was removing a
Santa was removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks him why are you removing wheel from auto. Santa: Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Santa was busy removing two wheels from his car. Banta: Why are you removing the wheels from your car? Santa: You cannot read: PARKING FOR TWO-WHEELERS ONLY.
Champu: Are car ka ek pahiya kyun nikaal raha hai? Buntu:Arre yahan two wheeler parking four wheeler parking se sasti hai.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Why? Santa: Abbe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa Waiting At Bus Stop. One Gentleman Came By Two Wheeler And Asked: You Want Lift? Santa Says: NO Thanks. My House Is On Ground Floor.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Banta: What happened? Santa: Abe, there is no driver upstairs!
Sonu: Arre car che don chaake ka kaadhto aahes? Monu: Vaachle naahis ka? Ithe two wheeler chi parking four wheeler peksha swasta aahe
Ticket Checker Asks Santa: Ticket Dikhao. Santa: Ye Lo Dekho. Ticket Checker: Ye To Puraani Hai. Santa: To Ye Train Bhi Kaunsi Nayi Hai.
Santa Banta were walking down the road. Santa said, Look at that dog with one eye. Banta covers one of her eyes and asks, Where?
Santa and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says: Drink quickly. Wife asks: Why? Santa says: Hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.