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Santa: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with T. Santa: WOW, what a car which starts with T, Mine Starts with Petrol.
Ek Santa Petrol Pump Gaya Jahan Likha Tha: Dont Use Mobile Here. Santa Ne Mobile Nikala Aur Apne Dost Ko Phone Karke Kaha: Call Mat Karna Mein Petrol Pump Pe Hu
Santa saw a lady painting the wall wearing fur coat and denim jacket Santa: Why are u wearing this? Lady: They Said “Put 2 coats for best results”
Santa hit a lady with his cycle. Lady: Break nahi mar sakta tha? Santa replied break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he has not come back yet! Santa: Why do not you cook something else.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet! Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
Santa Apne Baap Ke Saamne Cigaretee Pi Raha Tha. Ek Aadmi Bola: Oye Baap Ke Saamne Cigarette Pi Raha Hai? Santa: To Baap Kaunsa Petrol Pump Hai Jo Udd Jaayega.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Why? Santa: Abbe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa goes to an electronics shop to purchase a colour television. Santa: Do you have colour televisions? Shopkeeper: Yes. Santa: Okay, Give me a green one.
Santa On Phone: Maa Khushkhabri Hai. Maa:Bol Beta Santa: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Maa: Mubarak Ho! Beta Hua Ya Beti? Santa: Meri Biwi Ne Doosri Shaadi Kar li.