Teacher Translate into English
Teacher: Translate into English – Mere sir de baal, udd gaye hawa de naal. Student: Hair of your Tind, have gone with the Wind.
Teacher: Tell me the names of all planets. Student: venus earth mars. Teacher: Aur sunao. Student: Bilkul theek thak aap sunao.
Maths Teacher- Jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths me 100 marks aate the! Student: Han Bhai aate Honge koi acha Teacher padhata hoga.
Teacher student se: 14 Nov ko Childrens Day kyun manaya jaata hai. Student: kyun ki ye din Valentines Day ke theek 9 mahiney bad aata hai.
Feroz Khan as Don: Mere Sar Par Baal Aane Ka Intezaar To 11 Mulkon Ke Naayi Kar Rahe Hain, Par Mere Sar Par Baal Aana Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai
Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention! Student: I am paying as little as I can sir!
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Teacher to Santa: Write your best friend’s name in English. Santa wrote: Beautiful Red Underwear Teacher: What? Santa: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student: A HOLIDAY
Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love