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Maths Teacher: If you have 8 apples and you need to distribute it among 6 people how will you do it? Pappu: Simple mam, I will make a milkshake and distribute.
Maths Teacher- Jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths me 100 marks aate the! Student: Han Bhai aate Honge koi acha Teacher padhata hoga.
Teacher: Whoever answers my question can go home. Pappu throws his bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that bag. Pappu: I did, and now I can go right?
Pappu was dancing in this Maths exam. Someone asked why are you dancing. Pappu: They say in Maths you get marks for every step.
Teacher: Give an example of how heat expands things and cold contracts them. Pappu: Well, the days are longer in summer and shorter in winter.
Life Is Like Maths. Add friends, Subtract enemies, Multiply Joy, Divide Sorrows And Live Life King Size.
Q: Maths ki books hamesha pareshaan kyun rehti hain? A: Kyunki unmein problems hi problems hote hain.
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
Teacher: The people of turkey are called Turks, now tell me what are the people of Germany called? Student: They are called Germs.
Teacher: Why are you late? Kid: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: Were you helping him look for it? Kid: No, I was standing on it.