A kid calls his
A kid calls his maths teachers house everyday. Teachers wife: I have told you 100 times that my husband is dead. Why do you call. Kid: Feels good to hear it!
Wife to husband in the middle of the night: There’s a thief in the house eating the cake I made. Husband: Whom should I call? The police or the ambulance?
Boss: No calls today. If they say the work is important, tell them that’s what they all say. Boss’ wife: This is his wife!. Secretary: That’s what they all say
Boss: Any calls? Secretary: Yes, a crank call. Boss: What happened? Secretary: A lady called & said “Long distance from Rome”. I said, it sure is, and hung up
Husband: Please call the vet. Wife: You mean the doctor? Husband: No, the vet, because I work like a donkey, eat like a pig and you treat me like a dog.
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspapers, so I could have had a new one everyday.
Wife: How did you get home so early today? Husband: My Boss told me to go to HELL.
Wife: I think I heard a thief in the house, dear. Are you awake? Husband: No.
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Husband: I tried calling you up so many times. I always got a message saying, Switched off. Wife: That is my caller tune for you!