Teacher Whoever answers my
Teacher: Whoever answers my question can go home. Pappu throws his bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that bag. Pappu: I did, and now I can go right?
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
And my teacher gives me a lot of things to take home.
Teacher: Give an example of how heat expands things and cold contracts them. Pappu: Well, the days are longer in summer and shorter in winter.
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
Teacher: How was your exam? A blonde: I left only 1 question. I thought and thought, but could not write the past-tense of think
Teacher: Why are you late? Kid: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: Were you helping him look for it? Kid: No, I was standing on it.
Ek teacher doosre se: Sir, aap aajkal kya naya padha rahe hain? Teacher: Main kuch naya padha hi nahi sakta. Itihaas ka teacher jo hoon.
If God answers yoyour prayer, He is increasing you faith. If He delays, He is increasing your patience, If he doesn’t answer, He knows you can handle.
Answers when a GIRL is proposed:
1-No 2-Give some time 3-we are just friends 4-Concentrate on studies 5-This is infactuation
If a BOY is proposed: 1/2/3/4/5-YES
Teacher: Tell me the names of all planets. Student: venus earth mars. Teacher: Aur sunao. Student: Bilkul theek thak aap sunao.