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Teacher: Tell me the names of all planets. Student: venus earth mars. Teacher: Aur sunao. Student: Bilkul theek thak aap sunao.
Teacher student se: 14 Nov ko Childrens Day kyun manaya jaata hai. Student: kyun ki ye din Valentines Day ke theek 9 mahiney bad aata hai.
Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention! Student: I am paying as little as I can sir!
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student: A HOLIDAY
Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love
Maths Teacher- Jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths me 100 marks aate the! Student: Han Bhai aate Honge koi acha Teacher padhata hoga.
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Teacher â€” Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student- He is the one who helped MunnaBhai to impress his girlfriend!
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
Teacher: What was your mother before she was married? Student (confused): Sir, I didn’t have a mother before she was married.