A Woman Shot Her
A Woman Shot Her Husband, Held Him Under Water For Over 5 Minutes. Hanged Him. But 5 Minutes Later They Both Go Out For Dinner. How? Ans: Its was a photo shoot.
First woman: What do you use for washing dishes? Second woman: Oh, I tried many things but found my husband works best.
First woman: What do use for washing dishes? Second woman: Oh, I tried many things but found that my husband works best.
Every Woman Needs A Husband Desperately Because Every Day And Every Minute Something Goes Wrong Which She Cannot Blame On God Or The Government.
A woman posted an advertisement: Husband Wanted. Next day she received hundreds of letters stating: You can have mine!
Woman Wanted A Portrait Of Her With Expensive Jewels. She Explains: If I Die And My Husband Re-Marries, I Want His Next Wife To Go Crazy Looking For The Jewels.
A beautiful woman draws strength from troubles,
smiles during distress and grows stronger with prayers & hope. Send this to a beautiful woman. I just did!
It is funny when people discuss over love-marriage and arranged-marriage. It is like asking a person if he would like to shoot himself or get shot.
behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man…
Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy