There was a girl
There was a girl who was neither sending SMS nor downloading apps, nor making calls and still her balance was going away. Why? Ans: She was standing on 1 leg.
Girl: Mera birthday hai. Kya Gift doge? Boy: Kya chahiye jaan? Girl: Ring. Boy: Ring Dunga par uthana nahi, Balance kam hai.
Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.
Pride attracts the girl.
Courage approaches the girl.
Wisdom gets the girl.
Strength puts up with the girl.
But loyalty keeps the girl.
Buntu to girl: Wah tum kitni khoobsurat ho. Ab tak kahan thi? Girl: Tumse chup rahi thi! Buntu to girl: Maine aapko pehle bhi kisi jagah dekha hai. Girl: Haan, isiliye main us jagah ab kabhi nahi jaati.
Girl: If we got married, stop smoking. Boy: Ok. Girl: Drinking too. And no night clubs. Boy: Ok. Girl: What else can you leave? Boy: The idea of marrying You.
Boy To Girl: Tumhari Age Kya Hai? Girl: 16 Yrs. Boy: Tumne 5 Saal Pehle Bhi Yehi Batai Thi. Girl: Dekha Ladkiyan Zubaan Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti Hain.
Boy: Dress Super. Girl: Thanks. Boy: Lipstik Also Super. Girl: Thanks. Boy: Makeup Also Done Very Well. Girl: Thanks Brother. Boy: Then Why You Look So Ugly?
Buntu to girl: Aapki baaju wali seat khali hai? Girl: Haan, aur agar tum uspe baithe toh meri wali bhi khali ho jayegi. Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring? Buntu: Sure, what is your phone number?
Boy to girl: I love You. Girl: I am engagd with someone and I have a boyfriend too! Boy: Dekho na please mujhe kahin adjust kar sakti ho toh.