Ek Doctor Ki Nurse
Ek Doctor Ki Nurse Se Hi Shaadi Ho Gayi. Dost Ne Doctor Se Poocha: Life Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai? Doctor: Yar Kya Kahoon, Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Sunti Hi Nahi Hai
Nurse: Doctor, the patient you just treated collapsed on the steps. Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving.
A Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse… I Love U sister….
Nurse Investigating A Patient With Head Injury. Nurse: Name? Patient: Jhonny. Nurse: Age? Patient: 39. Nurse: Married. Patient: No No , Its A Car Accident.
Doctor: Main aapki problem theek se bata toh nahi sakta. Shayad ye haal drinks ke kaaran hai. Patient: Koi baat nahi doctor, jab utar jaayegi tab bula lena.
Nurse: Mubarak Ho Beta Hua Hai. Kya Naam Socha Hai? Baap: Aap Itni Beautiful Hai, Aap Hi Koi Naam Bata Dein? Nurse: Iska Naam Begairat Ka Baccha Rakh Dein
Nurse: Mubarak Ho Santaji. Aap Papa Ban Gaye. Santaji: Meri Wife Ko Nahi Bolna, Main Usse surprise Doonga !
Doctor: Aapka Weight Kitna Hai? Santa: Opticals Ke Saath 75 kg. Doctor: Aur Chasme Ke Bina? Santa: Wo Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi.
Man: Thanks doctor, aapne meri jaan bachai. Doctor: Arre maine kuch nahi kiya. Yeh toh sab bhagwaan ki leela hai. Man: Kya? Toh phir meri fees vapas karo.
Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se Poocha: Tum Chhat Se Kyun Latak Rahe Ho? Pagal: Main Ek Bulb Hoon. Doctor: Tum Jal Kyun Nahi Rahe? Pagal: Bewakoof Light Gayi Huyi Hai.