Patient It Must Be
Patient: It Must Be Tough Spending All Day With Your Hands In Someones Mouth. Dentist: I Just Think Of It As Having My Hands In Their Wallet.
Patient: Doctor, I cannot stop my hands from shaking. Doctor: Do you drink a lot? Patient: Not really, I spill most of it.
Nurse Investigating A Patient With Head Injury. Nurse: Name? Patient: Jhonny. Nurse: Age? Patient: 39. Nurse: Married. Patient: No No , Its A Car Accident.
Circuit: Dr Log Patient Ko Behosh Karke Operation Kyun Karte Hai? Bhai: Arre Aida, Nahi Toh Patient Bhi Operation Kaneko Seekh Jaega Na!
Pagalkhaane ka patient: Aap pehle waale doctor se bahut zyada acche ho. Doctor: Woh kaise? Patient: Humein aap bilkul hum mein se hi ek lagte ho isliye.
Patient : I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor : Didn’t the new glasses help? Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.
Harkat:Doctor patient ko behosh karke operation kyun karte hain? Bhai:Are nahi toh patient operation seekh jayega! Fir Doctor ka kya kaam?
Circuit: Doctor log patient ko behosh karke operation kyun karte hain? Bhai: Arre aisa nahi kare toh patient bhi operation kaneko seekh jaega na! Fir doctor ka kya kaam
Patient:Mala nehami dolyasamor themb themb distaat. Doctor:Aushadhane farak naahi padla ka? Patient: Padla na, themb spashta distaat
Nurse: Doctor, the patient you just treated collapsed on the steps. Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving.