Nurse Investigating A Patient
Nurse Investigating A Patient With Head Injury. Nurse: Name? Patient: Jhonny. Nurse: Age? Patient: 39. Nurse: Married. Patient: No No , Its A Car Accident.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient you just treated collapsed on the steps. Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving.
Nurse: Mubarak Ho Beta Hua Hai. Kya Naam Socha Hai? Baap: Aap Itni Beautiful Hai, Aap Hi Koi Naam Bata Dein? Nurse: Iska Naam Begairat Ka Baccha Rakh Dein
Circuit: Dr Log Patient Ko Behosh Karke Operation Kyun Karte Hai? Bhai: Arre Aida, Nahi Toh Patient Bhi Operation Kaneko Seekh Jaega Na!
Pagalkhaane ka patient: Aap pehle waale doctor se bahut zyada acche ho. Doctor: Woh kaise? Patient: Humein aap bilkul hum mein se hi ek lagte ho isliye.
Patient: Doctor, I cannot stop my hands from shaking. Doctor: Do you drink a lot? Patient: Not really, I spill most of it.
Patient : I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor : Didn’t the new glasses help? Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.
Harkat:Doctor patient ko behosh karke operation kyun karte hain? Bhai:Are nahi toh patient operation seekh jayega! Fir Doctor ka kya kaam?
Circuit: Doctor log patient ko behosh karke operation kyun karte hain? Bhai: Arre aisa nahi kare toh patient bhi operation kaneko seekh jaega na! Fir doctor ka kya kaam
Nurse ne Banta ko bataya: Tumhe ladka hua hai. Banta: Meri biwi ko mat batana, Use main surprise dunga.