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Operation Se Pehle Doctor
Operation Se Pehle Doctor Ne Phoolon Ka Haar Mangwaya, MAREEZ: Ye Kis Liye? Doctor: Mera 1st Opertion Hai Agar Kamyaab Hua To Mere Liye Warna Tumhare Liye
Santa Agar Operation Se
Santa: Agar Operation Se Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaaye To Ussi Doctor Se Shaadi Kar Lena. Biwi: Aisa Kyun Keh Rahe Ho? Santa: To Kya Doctor Ko Maaf Kar Doon?
Mere Doctor Ne Mujhe
Mere Doctor Ne Mujhe Uss Din Bataya Ki Bacche Agar Bimaari Se Theek Huye Ho Toh Unke Saare Khilone Dho Lene Chahiye, Taki Infection Ka Khatra Tal Jaaye.
Munna bhai Yeh doctor
Munna bhai: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain?
Circuit: Bole to patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye.
Chantu Doctor mera ilaaj
Chantu: Doctor mera ilaaj karo, mujhe bahut jaldi gussa aata hai. Doctor: Par tumhe hua kya hai? Chantu: Bewakoof, abhi bataya na. Samajh main nahi aata kya?
Pehle Pehel to usse
Pehle Pehel to usse meri Guftgu huyi, Phir yoon hua ke wo mere Lehje mein Aa gaya.
Bhai Pehle murgi aayi
Bhai: Pehle murgi aayi ki anda. Circuit: Arre bhai, aap bhi, bole toh woh pehle aya jiska order pehle diya.
Bhai Pehle Murgi Ayi
Bhai: Pehle Murgi Ayi Ki Aanda. Circuit: Arre Bhai, Aap Bhi, Bole Toh Wo Pehle Aya Jiska Order Pehle Diya.
Harkat Bhai pehle murgi
Harkat: Bhai pehle murgi aaye ya anda? Punna: Arre Harkat, jiska order pehle dega wo pehle aayega.
Bhai Pehle murgi ayi
Bhai: Pehle murgi ayi ki aanda. Circuit: Arre Bhai, aap bhi, bole toh woh pehle aya jiska order pehle diya.