1000 Pages Ki Book
1000 Pages Ki Book Ko Kitne Din Mein Padha Jaa Sakta Hai? Writer:6 Months. Doctor:2 Months. Lawyer:1 Month. Professor: 1 Week. Student:Pehle Batao Exams Kab Hai
A month before exams. We refer to foreign authors. A week before exams. We refer to local authors. On the day of exam… We become authors.
Santa returns a book to the library angrily saying: Bad book! I read the whole book, so many characters, no story at all! Librarian: So, you took the Telephone Directory
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its 1st chapter is New Year’s Day
Pagalkhaane ka patient: Aap pehle waale doctor se bahut zyada acche ho. Doctor: Woh kaise? Patient: Humein aap bilkul hum mein se hi ek lagte ho isliye.
Man: Mujhe sharab peena kum karna hai, upaya batao. Doctor: Shaadi se pehle jab dukhi ho tab sharab piyo, aur shaadi ke baad jab khush ho tab piyo.
12 months makes an year. 30 days makes a month. 7 days makes a week. 24 hours makes a day. 60 minutes makes an hour. And You Make my Life Complete.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, kuch ho gaya hai exams ke din paper dekhkar yaad aya sab kuch alag hai, sab kuch naya hai.
never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.