Tina Main Fail Hona
Tina: Main Fail Hona Chahti Hoon. Mina: Kyun? Tina: Mom ne kaha hai 1st aayi toh science karwaungi, 2nd aayi toh arts aur fail ho gayi toh shaadi karwa dungi.
Tina: (looking at Mina’s baby boy) He is just like his Dad. Mina: I know- bald, sleepy and uneducated.
Tina: My husband’s career is in ruins. Mina: Oh, I am sorry to hear that. Tina: There’s nothing to be sorry about. He is an archaeologist.
Tina: You have to admire the boss in my office. Mina: Why? Tina: If you dont he demotes you to post-room messenger.
Tina: My husband has recently got a job that takes a lot of guts. Mina: And what is it? Tina: He makes guitar strings!
Tina: My husband’s business is rather up-and-down. Mina: What does ho do? Tina: He makes yo-yos.
Tina: Mere pati roz subah exercise ke liye uthte hai. Mina: Woh health conscious hain? Tina: Unka pata nahi, par saamne ki khidki se dikhti ladki zaroor hai.
Tina: I have a friend who changed her job due to ‘men trouble’. Mina: Oh, what was the trouble? Tina: There weren’t many men in her office.
Ab udaas hona bhi accha lagta hai. Kisi ka pass na hona bhi accha lagta hai. Main door reh kar bhi kisi ki yaadon mein hoon, Ye ehsaas hona bhi accha lagta hai
Tina: Did you know I collect antiques? Mina: Yes I have seen your husband.