Father asks peon How
Father asks peon: How are studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon:Future is bright, even I completed my engineering from the same college
A Little Kid Asks His Dad: Daddy,How Much Does It Cost To Get Married? No Idea, Replied The Father. I am Still Paying For It.
Once Santa opened a college
what will be the name of that college?
Santa Medical College of Engineering for Arts Science and Commerce.
Santa: Agar khajoor Ke ped pe chadh Jaaun to Kya engineering college ki ladkiyan nazar aayengi? Pathan: Han! Aur haath chod dega toh medical college ki bhi .
One father is more than a hundred School masters.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR FATHER
Father-In-Law I hope for you
That all your wishes come true
You are like a father to me
And I’m so very fond of you
Father: You look very depressed. What is the matter? Son: I lost my job. Father: How come? You did not even work long enough to make a mistake!
Father: How are your grades? Son: Under water. Father: What! Son: Below C level.
Girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken a promise? To satisfy his girl, the boy replies: Nothing of these, I haven’t done.
A Man Asks Santa: Main Company Ke MD Ko English Mein Kaise Puchu Ke Kal Leave Hai Ya Nahi? Banta Replies: Tommorow Is A Holiday True Or False?