Father to Son After
Father to Son After exam:
Let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it.
He wants to scare his parents.
Mam: Kya card dekh kar koi future bata sakta hai? Boy: Meri mummy. Woh mera report card dekhkar turant bata deti hai ki papa ghar aakar mere saath kya karenge.
One father is more than a hundred School masters.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR FATHER
Father-In-Law I hope for you
That all your wishes come true
You are like a father to me
And I’m so very fond of you
Father: You look very depressed. What is the matter? Son: I lost my job. Father: How come? You did not even work long enough to make a mistake!
is your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s sister’s uncle’s brother’s friend’s second cousin’s former roommate on your mothers side.
Father: How are your grades? Son: Under water. Father: What! Son: Below C level.
Twins Santa and Banta looked so alike that they often borrowed money from each other and did not even know who borrowed from whom.
Father to son: You should never lie. One lie begets another and another and another and before you know it, you are a lawyer!
Who is a FATHER?Ã‚ A banker provided by nature.