When Titanic Was Sinking
When Titanic Was Sinking A Man Asked To Santaji: How Far Is The Land? Santa: 20 Kms. The Man Jumps Into The Sea And Asks: Which Way? Santa: Downwards
Santa Went To Battery Shop and Asked To Change Battery. The Shopkeeper Asked: Exide Laga Doon? Santa: Doosri Side Tera Baap Lagayega Kya?
Nurse: Mubarak Ho Santaji. Aap Papa Ban Gaye. Santaji: Meri Wife Ko Nahi Bolna, Main Usse surprise Doonga !
Santa, Your daughter has died! Depressed, Santa jumps from 100th floor. At 50th floor he remembers that he does not have a daughter! At 25th floor: I am single! At 10th floor: I am Banta not Santa
Frog: Tere Paas Dimaag Nahi Hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahi Hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahi Hai and Jumps Into The Well. Santa: Isme Suicide Karne Waali Kya Baat Thi?
After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa asked his wife: Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No, why? Santa: In London a lady asked if I was a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Santa: Were any great men born in this village? Santa: No sir, only small Babies!
Manager asked Santa at an interview: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
Santa married a short girl and people asked him why. Santa: Our Guruji said the smaller the trouble the better.
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM