Ticket Checker Asks Santa
Ticket Checker Asks Santa: Ticket Dikhao. Santa: Ye Lo Dekho. Ticket Checker: Ye To Puraani Hai. Santa: To Ye Train Bhi Kaunsi Nayi Hai.
Santa asks: Who are you? Wife: How dare you forget your wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai. Doctor: Tum roz clinic ke bahar khadi auraton ko kyun ghoorte ho? Santa:clinic ke baahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
A Man Asks Santa: Main Company Ke MD Ko English Mein Kaise Puchu Ke Kal Leave Hai Ya Nahi? Banta Replies: Tommorow Is A Holiday True Or False?
Santa, whose wife is on middle berth in a train, complains to the Ticket Collector: The man sleeping over my wife has not given birth to my son.
Santa: Yar ladki ko I Love You Kehne ki sabse best jagah kaunsi hai? Banta: mandir. Santa: Wo kyun? Banta: Kyunki waha ladkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti.
Santa Banta were walking down the road. Santa said, Look at that dog with one eye. Banta covers one of her eyes and asks, Where?
Santa and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says: Drink quickly. Wife asks: Why? Santa says: Hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
Why did Santa take a tiffin box for committing suicide on track? He did not want to die hungry if the train got late.
Santa goes to Goa asks Banta to note anything weird at home. He gets and sms a week later: The guy who came every night for your wife did not come today.
Santa away on a trip asks Banta to note anything unusual at home. He gets a message saying: Fellow who came to meet your wife every night did not come today.