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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Santa: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Teacher to Santa: Write your best friend’s name in English. Santa wrote: Beautiful Red Underwear Teacher: What? Santa: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
Teacher: Do Aisi Cheezon Ke Naam Batao Jinhe Nashte Mein Nahi Kha Sakte. Santa: Sir! Lunch Aur Dinner.
Santa returns a book to the library angrily saying: Bad book! I read the whole book, so many characters, no story at all! Librarian: So, you took the Telephone Directory
Teacher: What is the English explanation for dahi. Santa: Milk sleeping in the night and sawere sawere tight.
TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jisme URDU HINDI PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho. SANTA: ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.
Ek teacher doosre se: Sir, aap aajkal kya naya padha rahe hain? Teacher: Main kuch naya padha hi nahi sakta. Itihaas ka teacher jo hoon.
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
And my teacher gives me a lot of things to take home.
Teacher: Why are you late? Kid: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: Were you helping him look for it? Kid: No, I was standing on it.