Teacher What is the
Teacher: What is the English explanation for dahi. Santa: Milk sleeping in the night and sawere sawere tight.
Teacher to Santa: Write your best friend’s name in English. Santa wrote: Beautiful Red Underwear Teacher: What? Santa: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
Teacher: Do Aisi Cheezon Ke Naam Batao Jinhe Nashte Mein Nahi Kha Sakte. Santa: Sir! Lunch Aur Dinner.
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
Teacher: Is line ka English translation karo: Usne apna kaam kiya aur karta gaya. Champu:He has done his work and done dana done. Done dana
Sawere Sawere Ho Khushiyon Ka Mela, Na Logo Ki Parwa Na Duniya Ka Jhamela, Parindo Ka Shor Ho Aur Mausam Albela, Mubark Ho Aap Ko Aaj Ka Sawera. Good Morning.
Ek teacher doosre se: Sir, aap aajkal kya naya padha rahe hain? Teacher: Main kuch naya padha hi nahi sakta. Itihaas ka teacher jo hoon.
Wat is Ultra Laziness?
Sleeping and Dreaming.
And In Dream Also Sleeping
GOOD NIGHT and SWEET DREAMS.
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
And my teacher gives me a lot of things to take home.
Teacher: Why are you late? Kid: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: Were you helping him look for it? Kid: No, I was standing on it.