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Santas Wife Dies: He Is Calm But His Wifes Lover Is Furiously Crying. Finally Santa Consoles Him: Dont Worry Yaar. I Will Marry Again.
Santas Wife: Jaan Ek Puppy Do Na. Santa: Ghar Mein Khane Ke Liye Paisa Nahi Hai Aur Tujhe Kuttay Ka Baccha Chahiye
Santas girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa after a deep thought: Kuch bhi ho jayae shaadi toh main tujhse hi karunga!
Qn: Why Do Santas Have See Through Lunch Box Lids? Ans: To Tell Them If They Are Going To Work Or Coming Home.
Santa and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says: Drink quickly. Wife asks: Why? Santa says: Hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
Santas essay on cow
He is cow. He has got 4 legs together.
Two are forward and two afterward.
Its gives Milk which comes from 4 taps attached to the basement.
A Husband and Wife Were Arguing. After Much Discussion, Wife Finally Said: Tell Me Dear, Do You Want To Win Or Do You Want To Be Happy? Argument Ended.
Santa & his wife filed for Divorce Judge asked: How will you divide your kids, you have three children Santa: Ok! We’ll apply next year.
Santa, whose wife is on middle berth in a train, complains to the Ticket Collector: The man sleeping over my wife has not given birth to my son.
Santa Director: you Should Jump In The Swimming pool From 100 Ft Height. Actor: I Dont Know Swimming. Santa Director: Dont Worry, There Is No Water.