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Santa: What Is The Cost Of Hair Cut? Barber: Rs 20. Santa: Then What Is The Cost Of Shaving? Barber: Rs 10 Santa: Oh! Ok Please Shave My Head.
Santa and Banta go for a drive. Santa: Just look outside the window and see if the indicators are working or not. Banta puts his head out and says: Yes No Yes No Yes No
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Why? Santa: Abbe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa goes to an electronics shop to purchase a colour television. Santa: Do you have colour televisions? Shopkeeper: Yes. Santa: Okay, Give me a green one.
Santa was talking on telephone. Friend: Kisse baat Kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se? Friend: Itne pyar se? Santa: Haan, Tumhari hai na.
Santa Ke Ghar Chor Aa Gaya. Santa Ne Dekha Toh Chor Bhaga. Santa Bhagta Bhagta Chor Se Bhi Aage Nikal Gaya. Santa: Ek Toh chori, upar se mujhse race.
Santa Ke Bete Ki Roti Par Se Chuha Guzra. Son To Santa: Ab Mujhe Ye Roti Nahi Khaani. Santa: Kha Le Puttar, Choohe Ne Kahan Jooti Pehni Hai.
Santa Ki Maa Ki Death Ke Baad Uske Papa America Sa Wapis Aaye. Poocha Maa Kahan Hai. Santa Bola Mar Gayi. Papa: Bataya Kyun Nahi? Santa: Socha Surprise Doon.
Santa On Phone: Maa Khushkhabri Hai. Maa:Bol Beta Santa: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Maa: Mubarak Ho! Beta Hua Ya Beti? Santa: Meri Biwi Ne Doosri Shaadi Kar li.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Banta: What happened? Santa: Abe, there is no driver upstairs!