Santa Muje 9 Bando
Santa: Muje 9 Bando Ne Mara. Banta: Phir Tune Kya Kiya? Santa: Maine Kaha Agar Himmat Hai To Ek Kar Ke Aao. Banta: Phir? Santa: Phir Sab Ne Bari Bari Maara.
Santa:Tum mitti kyu khod rahe ho?
Banta:yaar Dada ji ne kaha Ke maine unka naam mitti me mila diya hai
bas wahi dhoond raha hu.
Santa Helmet Pehen Ke Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50 Rupaye. Santa: Abe Maine Helmet pehni To Hai. Police: Abe Par Scooter Kaha Hai?
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.
Santa talking on phone. Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se…? Santa: Tumhari hai.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Banta: What happened? Santa: Abe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to police. Santa: Yaar, what if one bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.
Ek din Santa ki biwi mar jati hai. Banta: Kaise mari. Santa: Uske maathe pe goli lagi thi. Banta: Bhagwan ka sukr hai AANKH to bach gayi.
Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to the police. Santa: Yaar, what if a bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.
Santa and Banta go for a drive. Santa: Just look outside the window and see if the indicators are working or not. Banta puts his head out and says: Yes No Yes No Yes No