Santa I Saw My
Santa: I Saw My Wife Going To A Movie With Strange Man. Friend: Did you Follow Them Inside? Santa: No! I Had Already Seen That Movie
Santa: My wife ran away with my best friend. Banta:How do you feel? Santa: I really miss my friend.
Santa Friend Se: Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Sounga. Friend: Kyon? Santa: Khwaab Mein Banta Se Ladaai Ho Gayi Hai. Friend: To Kya Hua? Santa: Aaj Wo Bande Le Kar Ayega.
Santa was talking on telephone. Friend: Kisse baat Kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se? Friend: Itne pyar se? Santa: Haan, Tumhari hai na.
Santa and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says: Drink quickly. Wife asks: Why? Santa says: Hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
Santa was sitting in the back of a taxi with his wife and the driver adjusted the mirror. Santa angrily: Are you trying to look at my wife?? You come and sit at the back, I will drive!
A Santa Asked His Friend: Kya Tumhare Underwear Mein Suraakh Hai? Friend Replied:No. Santa Said: To Phir Taangain Kahan Se Daalta Hai Saale?
Santa Went To Meet His Chinese Friend In Hospital. Friend Says Chin Yu Yan And Dies. Santa Finds Meaning Of His Last Words. It Was Step Off The Oxygen Tube!
Santa asks: Who are you? Wife: How dare you forget your wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai. Doctor: Tum roz clinic ke bahar khadi auraton ko kyun ghoorte ho? Santa:clinic ke baahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
Santa’s sms to boss. Me sick, no work. Boss: When I am sick I kiss my wife. Try it. Santa calls after 2 hours and says: Me ok, it was great kissing your wife.