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Santa Went To Meet His Chinese Friend In Hospital. Friend Says Chin Yu Yan And Dies. Santa Finds Meaning Of His Last Words. It Was Step Off The Oxygen Tube!
Santa visits Chinese friend in hospital Chinese says Chin Yu Yan and dies Santa goes to China and finds out the meaning You are standing on the oxygen tube!
Harkat Ek Chinese Dost Se Milne Hospital Gaya Wo Chin Yu Yan Keh Ke Mar Gaya Harkat Ko China Jaake Pata Chala Us Baat Ka Matlab Tha: Oxygen Tube Se Paav Hata.
Santa Friend Se: Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Sounga. Friend: Kyon? Santa: Khwaab Mein Banta Se Ladaai Ho Gayi Hai. Friend: To Kya Hua? Santa: Aaj Wo Bande Le Kar Ayega.
Santa was talking on telephone. Friend: Kisse baat Kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se? Friend: Itne pyar se? Santa: Haan, Tumhari hai na.
A Santa Asked His Friend: Kya Tumhare Underwear Mein Suraakh Hai? Friend Replied:No. Santa Said: To Phir Taangain Kahan Se Daalta Hai Saale?
Santa: My wife ran away with my best friend. Banta:How do you feel? Santa: I really miss my friend.
Teacher to Santa: Write your best friend’s name in English. Santa wrote: Beautiful Red Underwear Teacher: What? Santa: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
Two snakes meet each other..First Santa snake: I hope I am not poisonous. Second Banta snake: Why? First snake: Because I bit my lip!
Santa away on a trip asks Banta to note anything unusual at home. He gets a message saying: Fellow who came to meet your wife every night did not come today.