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Santa Was Driving A Jeep In Jungle. Tourist: If Lion Comes Very Close To Us Then How Can We Escape? Santa Jee: Give Right Indicator And Turn Left.
Santa Jungle Se Guzar Raha Tha Ke Usne dekha Ke ek Saanp Darakht Par Latka Hua Hai. Santa: HORLICS Piya Karo Sirf Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhti
Santa Passing Through A Jungle. Chudail Stops Him And Says: Hoo Hoo Haa Haa Main Chudail Hoon. Santa: Janta Hoon, Saali Teri Ek Behen Mere Ghar Main Bhi Hai!
Santa goes to an electronics shop to purchase a colour television. Santa: Do you have colour televisions? Shopkeeper: Yes. Santa: Okay, Give me a green one.
Santa’s wish: when I die, I want to die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.
Santa: what’s million years to you? God: a second. Santa:what’s billion Dollar to you? God: a Coin. Santa:ok give me a Coin. God:wait a second.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Santa: Were any great men born in this village? Santa: No sir, only small Babies!
Santa: Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Banta: So? Even dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu’s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That is Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
Santa: I will never marry in my life &I’ll give the same advice to my children also.