Santa joined new job
Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late on computer. Boss asked what did you do? Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order so I made it alright.
Santa after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!
Santa: I would like some Vitamins for my son.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ?
Santa: Any will do as my son does not know the alphabets yet.
Santa Went To Battery Shop and Asked To Change Battery. The Shopkeeper Asked: Exide Laga Doon? Santa: Doosri Side Tera Baap Lagayega Kya?
Santa: My father was stupid. Banta: Why? Santa: He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.
Santa’s sms to boss. Me sick, no work. Boss: When I am sick I kiss my wife. Try it. Santa calls after 2 hours and says: Me ok, it was great kissing your wife.
Manager asked Santa at an interview: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
Santa was on at interview for the post of detective was asked a question. Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji? Santa: Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
Santa Waiting At Bus Stop. One Gentleman Came By Two Wheeler And Asked: You Want Lift? Santa Says: NO Thanks. My House Is On Ground Floor.