Santa Calls Air India
Santa Calls Air India: How Long Does It Take To Fly To Amritsar? Operator: Just a Second Sir. Santa: Thank You and Hangs Up.
Santa calls Air India: How long does it take to fly to Amritsar? Receptionist: Just a sec. Santa: Thank you. And hangs up!
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.
India’s next three matches: May 2 – India vs St.Xaviers high School May 5 – India vs Utkarsha Vidyalaya May 3 – India vs Nirmala Ladies College Hoo haa Indiaaaaa!!!
Santa’s sms to boss. Me sick, no work. Boss: When I am sick I kiss my wife. Try it. Santa calls after 2 hours and says: Me ok, it was great kissing your wife.
Santa: What is common to a 100 meters race and India’s batting innings?
Banta: They both last for the same time.
Height of kanjusi: Santa’s house caught fire and he is giving missed calls to fire brigade!
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Why? Santa: Abbe, there is no driver upstairs!
Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. Thus, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up.
Santa goes to an electronics shop to purchase a colour television. Santa: Do you have colour televisions? Shopkeeper: Yes. Santa: Okay, Give me a green one.