Santa Had Twins Named
Santa Had Twins. Named Tin & Martin. Again Had Twins. Named Peter & Repeater. Again Had Twins. Named Max & Climax. Again Had Twins. Fedup. Named Stop & Fullstop
Twins Santa and Banta looked so alike that they often borrowed money from each other and did not even know who borrowed from whom.
Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, you are married now. Santa: You mean if I am on diet, I cannot look at the menu also?
Santa Waiting At Bus Stop. One Gentleman Came By Two Wheeler And Asked: You Want Lift? Santa Says: NO Thanks. My House Is On Ground Floor.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Why? Santa: Abbe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa goes to an electronics shop to purchase a colour television. Santa: Do you have colour televisions? Shopkeeper: Yes. Santa: Okay, Give me a green one.
Santa was talking on telephone. Friend: Kisse baat Kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se? Friend: Itne pyar se? Santa: Haan, Tumhari hai na.
Teacher to Santa: Write your best friend’s name in English. Santa wrote: Beautiful Red Underwear Teacher: What? Santa: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Banta: What happened? Santa: Abe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa: what’s million years to you? God: a second. Santa:what’s billion Dollar to you? God: a Coin. Santa:ok give me a Coin. God:wait a second.