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Santa Director: you Should Jump In The Swimming pool From 100 Ft Height. Actor: I Dont Know Swimming. Santa Director: Dont Worry, There Is No Water.
Man: We are making a swimming pool nearby. Could you donate something for its construction sir. Santa: Sure, here’s a bucket of water.
Santa: Dont you worry about relatives coming & staying over? Banta: No, I borrow money from the rich ones & lend it to the poor ones. None of them comes back.
Santa kissed his girlfriend in the park. Girl: Please, all this should be done only after marriage. Santa: Do not worry darling, I am already married.
Santa Jungle Se Guzar Raha Tha Ke Usne dekha Ke ek Saanp Darakht Par Latka Hua Hai. Santa: HORLICS Piya Karo Sirf Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhti
After being in a swimming pool, if you cannot wash your hair immediately, at least rinse it out with non-chlorine water thoroughly.
Santa: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? Banta: How tall are you?
Ek Santa Petrol Pump Gaya Jahan Likha Tha: Dont Use Mobile Here. Santa Ne Mobile Nikala Aur Apne Dost Ko Phone Karke Kaha: Call Mat Karna Mein Petrol Pump Pe Hu
Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants Servant: It’s raining outside Santa: So what take an umbrella and go.
Height of kanjusi: Santa’s house caught fire and he is giving missed calls to fire brigade!