Santa I need Salary
Santa: I need Salary Increment. Three other companies are after Me. Boss: Really? Which Three? Santa: Electricity, Telephone and Credit Card
Boss: Your salary is lower than Mr Sam’s because he has 6 children. Employee: I thought we got paid for what we produce in our company and not at home
Santa was talking on telephone. Friend: Kisse baat Kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se? Friend: Itne pyar se? Santa: Haan, Tumhari hai na.
Santa’s sms to boss. Me sick, no work. Boss: When I am sick I kiss my wife. Try it. Santa calls after 2 hours and says: Me ok, it was great kissing your wife.
Santa: For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing me I don’t know how she got my no. She interrupts whenever I call someone and says “Please recharge your card”.
Santa is filling up a job application. He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED. After much thought he writes: Yes
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
Santa: My wife wants me to clean the garage tomorrow. Boss: No way you wont get leave. Santa: Oye! Thnks sir, I knew I could count on you.
Santa office bunk karke ghar aa raha tha. Apne boss ko apni biwi ke sath dekh kar wo bhaag jata hai. Kehta hai, baal baal bach gaya, warna boss pakad leta.
Santa: My wife wants me to clean the garage tomorrow Boss: No way you wont get leave Santa: Oye! Thnks sir, I knew I could count on you.