Santa Oye Banta Machli
Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega? Banta: Nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain. Santa: Oye Chadd Yaar Chappal Pahen Ke Kha Lena.
Santa ne Banta ko office mein ladki se gale milte hue dekha. Santa: Tujhe isi kaam ke paise milte hain? Banta: Nahi, yeh main free mein karta hoon.
Santa aur banta double decker bus mein chaade. Santa uppar gaya aur jaldi se neeche aa gaya. Banta: Oye Kya hua? Santa: Abe uppar driver hi nahi hain.
Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to police. Santa: Yaar, what if one bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.
Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to the police. Santa: Yaar, what if a bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.
Santa: Yar ladki ko I Love You Kehne ki sabse best jagah kaunsi hai? Banta: mandir. Santa: Wo kyun? Banta: Kyunki waha ladkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti.
Santa slapped Banta
Banta: did you slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Banta: bach gaya!
I wont accept Funny things with me.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Banta: What happened? Santa: Abe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa and Banta go for a drive. Santa: Just look outside the window and see if the indicators are working or not. Banta puts his head out and says: Yes No Yes No Yes No