Santa Went To Battery
Santa Went To Battery Shop and Asked To Change Battery. The Shopkeeper Asked: Exide Laga Doon? Santa: Doosri Side Tera Baap Lagayega Kya?
Santa went to a shop to buy a flag.Ã‚ Shopkeeper gave him one. Santa: Do you have it in any other colours?
Santa goes to an electronics shop to purchase a colour television. Santa: Do you have colour televisions? Shopkeeper: Yes. Santa: Okay, Give me a green one.
Munna Garage Main Gadi Ki Battery Lagwane Gaya.Mechanic Ne Poocha “EXIDE” Ki Lagaun? Munna Bola: Yar, Bar-Bar Aana Padega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!
The dog of a Lawyer created havoc at a shop. Shopkeeper asked: Are you liable for my loss? Lawyer said: Yes and charged him Rs.1, 000 for the advice
Manager asked Santa at an interview: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
Santa was on at interview for the post of detective was asked a question. Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji? Santa: Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
The dog of a Lawyer created havoc at a shop. Shopkeeper asked: Are you liable for my loss? Lawyer said: Yes. And charged him Rs. 1,000 for the advice.
Santa Waiting At Bus Stop. One Gentleman Came By Two Wheeler And Asked: You Want Lift? Santa Says: NO Thanks. My House Is On Ground Floor.