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Santa walks into a library and says Can I have a burger and coke? Librarian I am sorry this is a library. Santa whispers Can I have a burger and coke?
Santa returns a book to the library angrily saying: Bad book! I read the whole book, so many characters, no story at all! Librarian: So, you took the Telephone Directory
I like long walks especially when they’re taken by people I don’t like.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Why? Santa: Abbe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa goes to an electronics shop to purchase a colour television. Santa: Do you have colour televisions? Shopkeeper: Yes. Santa: Okay, Give me a green one.
Take long walks 2-3 times weekly to keep fit. Start at a slow pace and gradually build up speed and distance.
Santa was talking on telephone. Friend: Kisse baat Kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se? Friend: Itne pyar se? Santa: Haan, Tumhari hai na.
Teacher to Santa: Write your best friend’s name in English. Santa wrote: Beautiful Red Underwear Teacher: What? Santa: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Banta: What happened? Santa: Abe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa: what’s million years to you? God: a second. Santa:what’s billion Dollar to you? God: a Coin. Santa:ok give me a Coin. God:wait a second.