Santa Waiting At Bus
Santa Waiting At Bus Stop. One Gentleman Came By Two Wheeler And Asked: You Want Lift? Santa Says: NO Thanks. My House Is On Ground Floor.
Santa, Your daughter has died! Depressed, Santa jumps from 100th floor. At 50th floor he remembers that he does not have a daughter! At 25th floor: I am single! At 10th floor: I am Banta not Santa
Manager asked Santa at an interview: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
Santa was on at interview for the post of detective was asked a question. Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji? Santa: Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
Santa married a short girl and people asked him why. Santa: Our Guruji said the smaller the trouble the better.
Santa & his wife filed for Divorce Judge asked: How will you divide your kids, you have three children Santa: Ok! We’ll apply next year.
Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates and me? Banta: I do not know. Santa: Well, He never comes to my house and I never go to his!
Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, you are married now. Santa: You mean if I am on diet, I cannot look at the menu also?
A Santa Asked His Friend: Kya Tumhare Underwear Mein Suraakh Hai? Friend Replied:No. Santa Said: To Phir Taangain Kahan Se Daalta Hai Saale?