Santa found answer to
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first the chicken or the egg? O yaar jiska order pehle doge vo ayega !
Santa answered toughest question ever: What comes first, the chicken or the egg? Oye, jis chiz ka order pahale dunga vahi to aayegi.
loves giving an answer to an “or” question with just a yes or no: “Did you order the pizza or do I have to do it?”… “Yes”
Question: Why did Santa cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Answer: To avoid side effects!
Question: Why did Santa sleep with a scale? Answer: Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.
Bhai: Pehle murgi aayi ki anda. Circuit: Arre bhai, aap bhi, bole toh woh pehle aya jiska order pehle diya.
Harkat: Bhai pehle murgi aaye ya anda? Punna: Arre Harkat, jiska order pehle dega wo pehle aayega.
Bhai: Pehle Murgi Ayi Ki Aanda. Circuit: Arre Bhai, Aap Bhi, Bole Toh Wo Pehle Aya Jiska Order Pehle Diya.
Bhai: Pehle murgi ayi ki aanda. Circuit: Arre Bhai, aap bhi, bole toh woh pehle aya jiska order pehle diya.
Santa: Yaar Tumne School Aana Kyu Chhod Diya? Banta: Yaar Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe The Ke Ek Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jaati Hai