Santa after interview Everything
Santa after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!
Manager asked Santa at an interview: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
Santa was on at interview for the post of detective was asked a question. Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji? Santa: Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
In an interview, interviewer: How does an electric motor run? SANTA: dhuurrrrrrrrrr.. Interviewer shouts: Stop it! SANTA: Dhurr dhup dup dup dup..
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
Santa married a short girl and people asked him why. Santa: Our Guruji said the smaller the trouble the better.
Santa & his wife filed for Divorce Judge asked: How will you divide your kids, you have three children Santa: Ok! We’ll apply next year.
Once Santa opened a college
what will be the name of that college?
Santa Medical College of Engineering for Arts Science and Commerce.
Santa: I spoke to Sachin yesterday. Banta: That is great! What did he say? Santa: Wrong number.
ATM Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta who was just behind him in the line said: I have seen your password. Its 1334. Santa: You are wrong. Its 1394.