Santa My wife died
Santa – My wife died yesterday. I am trying to cry but tears are not coming out, What to do? Banta: No Problem. Just Imagine she came back.
Santa: My wife ran away with my best friend. Banta:How do you feel? Santa: I really miss my friend.
Santa and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says: Drink quickly. Wife asks: Why? Santa says: Hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
Banta to wife: get married with Santa after my death. Wife: but why? He is your enemy. Banta: this is only way to take revenge with him
Newsflash: Santa died last night in a grocery store. Cause of death: Starvation!
Santa: I spoke to Sachin yesterday. Banta: That is great! What did he say? Santa: Wrong number.
Santa, whose wife is on middle berth in a train, complains to the Ticket Collector: The man sleeping over my wife has not given birth to my son.
Santa & his wife filed for Divorce Judge asked: How will you divide your kids, you have three children Santa: Ok! We’ll apply next year.
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.
Santa: My wife wants me to clean the garage tomorrow Boss: No way you wont get leave Santa: Oye! Thnks sir, I knew I could count on you.