Sardar went to MICROSOFT
Sardar went to MICROSOFT office for Interview. Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of JAVA. Santa: Mar Java Mit Java Lut Java Main Sadke Java.
In an interview, interviewer: How does an electric motor run? SANTA: dhuurrrrrrrrrr.. Interviewer shouts: Stop it! SANTA: Dhurr dhup dup dup dup..
How does a Sardar introduce his family? Mai Sardar, Yeh meri sardarni, who mera kid aur yeh meri kidney.
Santa was on at interview for the post of detective was asked a question. Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji? Santa: Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April. When Conductor Asked For Ticket He Gave Rs.10/- And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool. I Have Pass.
Manager asked Santa at an interview: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
Santa ne Banta ko office mein ladki se gale milte hue dekha. Santa: Tujhe isi kaam ke paise milte hain? Banta: Nahi, yeh main free mein karta hoon.
Interviewer: Agar aap chunaav jeet gaye toh aap kya karenge? Politician: Main yeh soch raha hoon ki agar main chunaav haar gaya toh main kya karunga.
Santa Passing Through A Jungle. Chudail Stops Him And Says: Hoo Hoo Haa Haa Main Chudail Hoon. Santa: Janta Hoon, Saali Teri Ek Behen Mere Ghar Main Bhi Hai!
Santa Ko Exam Mein Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha. Sardar Ne Har Sawal Ke Neeche Lines Laga Di Aur Likha Scratch Kar Ke Answer Padh Lein.