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Once There Was A Mirror That Used To Kill Liars. French: I Think I Dont Smoke (Killed) American: I Think I Love Iraq (Killed) Santa: I Think (Killed)
A Tiger Killed Santa In The Zoo. A Man Asked Why Did you Kill Santa? Tiger: Aur Nai To Kya, Sala Kab Se Keh Raha Tha Itni Badi Billi Woooeeen Itni Badi Billi
Santa was on at interview for the post of detective was asked a question. Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji? Santa: Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Banta: If I Die What will You Do? Santa: I May Also Die. Banta: Why? Santa: Some Time Too Much Of Happiness Can Also Kill A Man.
Santa was sitting in the back of a taxi with his wife and the driver adjusted the mirror. Santa angrily: Are you trying to look at my wife?? You come and sit at the back, I will drive!
American: In America, marriage even takes place by email. Santa: In India, it happens only with female.
Ek Santa Petrol Pump Gaya Jahan Likha Tha: Dont Use Mobile Here. Santa Ne Mobile Nikala Aur Apne Dost Ko Phone Karke Kaha: Call Mat Karna Mein Petrol Pump Pe Hu
The sadness of womens movement is that they dont allow necessity of love. See, I dont personally trust any revolution where love is not allowed. – Maya Angelou
Manager: Sorry But I Cant Give you A Job. I Dont Have Any More Work. Santa: Thats All Right Sir. In Fact I am Just The Right Person In This Case You See.
Santa was in a nightclub, dancing with a girl.Santa: I love you. She smiled and whispered, I love you too. He whispered, I love you 3.