Once Santa opened a
Once Santa opened a college
what will be the name of that college?
Santa Medical College of Engineering for Arts Science and Commerce.
Commerce student should face west. Arts student should face north. Science or engineering student should face east, while studying
Santa invested two lakh in a business and suffered huge losses. Do you know what the business was? He opened a saloon in Punjab!
Place an opened box of baking soda behind the toilet to absorb bathroom odors.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Why? Santa: Abbe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa goes to an electronics shop to purchase a colour television. Santa: Do you have colour televisions? Shopkeeper: Yes. Santa: Okay, Give me a green one.
Santa was talking on telephone. Friend: Kisse baat Kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se? Friend: Itne pyar se? Santa: Haan, Tumhari hai na.
Teacher to Santa: Write your best friend’s name in English. Santa wrote: Beautiful Red Underwear Teacher: What? Santa: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Banta: What happened? Santa: Abe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa: what’s million years to you? God: a second. Santa:what’s billion Dollar to you? God: a Coin. Santa:ok give me a Coin. God:wait a second.