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Manager: Sorry But I Cant Give you A Job. I Dont Have Any More Work. Santa: Thats All Right Sir. In Fact I am Just The Right Person In This Case You See.
Manager: Why did your last manager fire you? Man: Because I did the manager’s work. I just stood around and watched others work. I guess he was jealous of me.
Manager asked Santa at an interview: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
Manager: I can give you this job but from your past record I see that you have already left many jobs. Applicant: I didn’t leave any, sir. They fired me.
Office Manager: Sir, my wife said I should ask you for a salary raise. Boss: Hmm, I will ask my wife tonight whether or not I should give you one.
Businessman to manager: I have given you an unlimited budget and you have already exceeded it!
Personal Manager: Can you do shorthand? Young Secretary: Yes, but it takes me longer!
A manager is known by 3 measures: 1. thickness of the carpet in his office, 2. area of his desk and 3. volume of his car’s engine.