Jeeto Why are you
Jeeto: Why are you studying blood related books?
Santa: Darling doctor told me that tomorrow is my blood test. So I want to score good marks.
Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, you are married now. Santa: You mean if I am on diet, I cannot look at the menu also?
Banta: For blood test they cut my finger. It hurt! Santa starts howling. Why? Santa had come for a urine test.
Banta: I went for a blood test and they cut my finger. It hurt! Santa starts howling. Banta: What happened? Santa: I have come for a urine test!
Sonu:Kaal blood test kartana doctor ne maaze bot kaaple. Monu:Mala bhiti vaatte aahe re, aaj mala urine test karayala jayache aahe
Buntu: Kal mere blood test ke chakkar mein doctor ne ungli kaat daali. Champu: Gayi bhains pani mein. Buntu: Kyun? Champu: Mera toh urine test hai.
Doctor: Aap Ka Aur Aapki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai? Santa: Hoga. Zaroor Hoga. 25 Saal se Mera Khoon Jo Pee Rahi Hai.
Santa was looking at his marriage certificate for an hour. His wife: Darling, why are you looking at that for so long? Santa: I am looking for the expiry date.
Santa kissed his girlfriend in the park. Girl: Please, all this should be done only after marriage. Santa: Do not worry darling, I am already married.
Punna: Apun blood test ke liye gaya toh mamu ne apna ungli kaat daala.Harkat starts howling and says, Bhai! Kal apun ka urine test hai!